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Digging deep into the depths of what it means to be human, my trilogy, “The Crash,” takes you into the insanity of a mental and social contagion that destroys civilization. Those who are left after the destruction join together to form a better society. They realize immediately that not everyone wants a better world, and they have to fight for what they believe in. They also discover that the changes to everyone’s brains had positive effects, too, and that humanity is now mentally connected in new ways. Though initially very violent and graphic, the series explores the hope for a better humanity.
My first novel, Derelict Dreams, an Illustrated Novel, follows two young sisters as they try to survive an apocalypse in Las Vegas. With more than 80 illustrations, it takes you on a visual as well as written journey through the city. What I love about the characters is their desire to search for something more than just survival. They want to find what is left of humanity and resurrect what matters most in society. It’s an odyssey through wild, walking advertising signs and old, classic cars that have a life of their own.
My collection of short stories, Burnt Ends, Fucked Up Stories, is very personal. They involve dark explorations into anger, mental instability, social perversion, and psychotic narcissism. Along with the stories, it includes a science fiction novella and a short essay. You are certain to find something to hate in this collection, but you might also find things that help you see the world in a new way.
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Steve Patchin is an author, photographer, and artist living and working in Las Vegas, Nevada. Derelict Dreams, an Illustrated Novel was his first novel. His art was the inspiration for the novel, which is why it is also an art book, with more than 80 detailed images created by Steve. His work includes an extensive portfolio of photographic images, realistic composites, and impressionistic paintings. He has owned and operated his photography and video business, Patchin Pictures, since 1996, winning eight Emmys for his work. Steve has never stopped expanding and refining his art, photography, and writing. His resume of images displays an abundance of styles and subjects that are uniquely appealing: from traditional landscapes and cityscapes to his distinctive “photo paintings” that are more impressionistic, sometimes surreal, or other-worldly. His main focus in the past few years has been his writing, especially for the series, “The Crash." Steve also designs and creates all the artwork for his book covers.
Book One: Backfire Crash: When a mass psychosis from misuse of new technology spreads with the aid of social media, the entire world experiences an apocalypse that is labeled The Crash. People shed all logic and become possessed by rage that leads to killing and destruction on a scale that destroys societies and infrastructures everywhere.
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Book Two: Beyond The Crash: Time is running out to find answers and save the "crashed" survivors from starvation and death. An allied group of crashed people called the Family, join with scientists and others to continue their quest to save whoever has survived and defeat those who want to stop them.
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Book Three: Children of The Crash: As the survivors of “The Crash” seek to create a better society, they discover that the children who remain have something new and different to contribute to rebuilding the world. But their quest is marred by the corrupt and evil forces who caused The Crash in the first place. This adventure takes you from the rainforests of Brazil to the naked peaks of Tibet, from the ruins of civilization to the hope for a new humanity.
Derelict Dreams: Follow two young sisters on a harrowing journey in a British double decker bus as they search for what remains of society. Will they find anything worth surviving for? This lavishly illustrated novel is like nothing you've seen before.
Burnt Ends, Fucked up Stories: What you won’t find here is vanilla writing that lacks inspiration. Sometimes challenging, often insightful, but never boring, this anthology could motivate you to throw the book in the trash or stomp your feet in frustration. But it might also reveal something that helps you see life in a new and useful way, make you nod in understanding, or smile in satisfaction. This collection offers intriguing possibilities for adventurous readers who want more than just cream and sugar in their coffee.
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The sound of machine gun fire made me toss my old porn magazine onto the floor and roll off the couch, knocking over a half-empty bottle of vodka and spilling it on the carpet. Gunshots had become common in my neighborhood, but machine gun fire was new, and so was the whining of a diving prop plane. At first, I thought it was the vodka making me hear things, but I’d never experienced hallucinations from vodka before, at least not that I knew of.
Crouching low, I opened the sliding glass door, and crept onto my second-floor balcony to see what new insanity was happening outside. The sight of a parachute coming out of the sun’s glare made me think of old war movies, and the red biplane flying behind it, firing a machine gun, made it a World War I movie. But the parachute wasn’t an old round jellyfish chute. It was a newer rectangular chute with directional controls, though the person pulling the steering lines was not in full control.
The plane howled as it plunged toward the parachute. Its machine gun strafed the air around the dangling paratrooper and finally connected with something under him, creating a burst of papers that scattered in the wind like doves as the plane climbed higher and circled back. The guy hanging from the lines continued pulling on the steering handles, which made him swing back and forth.
I could see it was a man now because he was getting close to me, and he wasn’t a military paratrooper. The plane dove in for another strafe and the pilot fired recklessly, hitting the building across from me. It was a biplane with the pilot sitting in the open. Taking cover, I stumbled back into my apartment and fell on the floor as the parachute dropped out of sight. Who the hell was this, the Red Baron? After the plane blew past, I edged back onto the balcony to see what had become of the guy hanging from the parachute.
The plane was now a red smudge receding under the spotty clouds. Below me, part of the white parachute hung from a street sign down the block, but the rest of it was behind a building. I assumed the man was there, too, and because I couldn’t just ignore this, I threw on my skivvies, pants, and shoes. After picking up my rifle, I went out to find the guy.
The sun was low in the cool air. Dodging the trash and rubble, and tripping into some of it, I walked around my apartment building and across the road, past the vandalized cigar store, and to the street sign where a piece of the parachute was caught. I looked about, to see if any of the crashed were flailing in the shadows, ready to charge at me. I didn’t see anyone.
Past the corner, backlit by the setting sun, the guy was untangling himself from the parachute lines while sliding off the dented hood of an older, blue BMW Z3 that was crumpled into the back of a newer, white Hyundai Elantra. I briefly mourned the Z3.
The man and I were the only ones on the debris-filled street. I knew who the guy was the moment I saw his face: the roundness; the downward and inward-turned eyebrows that made him seem angry; the intense, bright-blue eyes that could capture the attention of the most distracted millennial; the sandy hair with a buzz cut that harkened back to the sixties. And yet, with all this intensity, he had a handsomeness that balanced the disconcerting impact of his unusual features. He was also relatively tall, though not quite as tall as me.
He wore a tux, making his appearance even more unusual, especially in the dirty street. A briefcase attached by a cord trailed open and empty from his left foot. I figured that was where the papers had fallen from, but I didn’t see any of them floating in the sky now, nor any papers scattered on the ground.
His familiar face turned straight toward me. There was no reason for him to know me, but I knew who he was: Ben Stoffer.
He had invented the Stoffer Solution, which was named after him. He had been on the news daily when cable still worked. I wanted to turn and go back home, leave him to his own fate.
How someone could invent the greatest, world-changing modality and be so hated, was a conundrum I hadn’t thought about then. What he had done was improve the lives of most people on Earth, but it was his personality that people didn’t like, so his accomplishments dimmed under the cloud of his offensive character. I used the Stoffer Solution myself, but I also hated Ben Stoffer because he was an asshole.
He was worse than an asshole. He was unpleasant, crass, insensitive, blunt, uncaring, self-centered, and many other nasty things. I didn’t know this about him from direct experience, but through old social media and other news, all of which had been gone for a couple weeks now.
I’m aware that it didn’t make sense for me to have such an emotional reaction to his very presence when I hadn’t met him before, and he really hadn’t done anything to harm me. In fact, the Stoffer Solution had helped me quite a bit, not that it mattered much now, with world economies crashing. But here he was, dropped out of the sky like bird shit. It wasn’t as if I wanted to hurt him, but I also didn’t want to help him.
He said to me, “Give me a hand, here,” his tone, one of command, insistence, and arrogance in fully expecting he would get what he wanted. He was not asking for a favor or acknowledging that I didn’t work for him, but simply expecting me to do what he told me to do, as if I were waiting on the street only to serve him.
I should have stayed in my apartment, minded my own business. But no. I had to follow a guy who parachuted into my neighborhood while a plane tried to shoot him down. I was sure I could have found something to watch from one of my old VHS tapes if the power stayed on, maybe a real World War I or II movie, black and white, corny, with stilted acting and predictable plot. Ah, what the hell.
I ambled along the parachute lines, pulling some away from the others and letting them run through my loose fingers. I arrived in front of Ben with a limp grip on the lines, and I untangled him, separating the loops and knots from the straight sections. Soon, we had him free of the parachute, and he was standing in the street, evaluating the situation, but not paying any attention to me, the guy who had helped him.
What did I expect? Did I mention I was drunk, too, maybe not thinking too clearly? Hey, it was Sunday afternoon — well, I guess the day doesn’t really matter, but if you’re looking for a reason I was drunk, there you have it.
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